又要开学了
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">眼看着离开学的日子越来越近，就象我的身高逼近</span><span lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">米</span><span lang="EN-US">26</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一样（众：岑剑文被剥削发白日梦的权利。作者：冤枉啊）。那么我该如何去面对新的学期呢？老实说我更想知道学校的伙食是否有——“呀，我的盘子里有一条虫子啊！！”“那说明它离异了。”“那有两条虫子呢？”“夫妻咯。”“三条呢</span><span lang="EN-US">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（声音颤抖）？”“一家子。”“靠！”类似的对话在实中饭堂已经司空见惯，当然我也很关心校园有没有一棵大树可以让我乘凉看书（这不是重点哦</span><span lang="EN-US">~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">）其实说我更关心邪恶的学生裙倒底有多短（学生裙哪里邪恶了！？）。哦哦</span><span lang="EN-US">~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">起风了耶！（剑文立刻被墙脚飞来的砖头秒杀）。什么？穿裤子？那我来这里干嘛啊！（啊！啊！父亲大人，停手啊，别再打了）。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">少说废话，我是为了获得更多的知识为祖国效力滴！（众：你没拖累国家我就谢天谢地了）。更准确的说应该是为自己将来是骑自行车还是坐骄车而努力（个人认为还是骑自行车比较环保一点。众：别在自我安慰了。）</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US">05</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年一部日剧杀将出来，名叫“电车男”的男子以</span><span lang="EN-US">OTARU</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">之姿（好孩子不要问</span><span lang="EN-US">OTAKU</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">是什么</span><span lang="EN-US">!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">）顺利赢得一位名叫</span><span lang="EN-US">Hermes</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的女子的芳心（“妈妈，女人是什么？”“乖孩子，是一只老虎。”“啊！原来我妈妈是只老虎。”“小孩子家问这么多干嘛！”）。一时间，不但另北京和东京的地铁人满为患，更令岑剑文觉得凭借着自己的努力定可考上大学！（这两者有关系吗？）</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">考上大学后努力四年，我终于因为明白大学的单词</span><span lang="EN-US">university</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">就是“由你玩四年”的偕音是无上真理而成为全球第二恶搞专家。（敢问第一是谁？我认第二，还有人认第一吗？众：把他拖出去鞭刑！）</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">拿到大学毕业证书后天天挂着“在家待业”的牌子倦缩在家看电视，此为后话。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">啊，我是不是又写了什么不该写的文章了？白白浪费了一个下午啊！作者是疯子的话读者也差不多到那个级数了（被人一脚踩死，不人道地拖走了）。死吧！！！</span></p> [em03] <p>好长啊!!~~~紧体啊~</p>[em03] 你讲咩啊....悟明``!! 妖...我睇来睇去都唔D讲咩家伙噶![em03] 埋系!!页:
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