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恩平人在恩平 发表于 2006-7-9 15:32

恩中十大风云老师之首——余XX

<p>他表面上是一个老师(图1),平时常日开着他的战车776到处狂飘(图2)。</p><p>但是暗中建立起一个皇朝,名字叫老余皇朝。而他就是最高的执法者。(图3)</p><p>他有一群永远崇拜他的臣子(图4),但是也有一群革命分子在做着斗争,他们的名字叫反余丐达特种部队。(图5)</p><p>话说老余带领他的<font color="#ff0000">海陆空三军和几百万敢死队</font>企图抢夺恩X学校做战事根据地(图6),第一目标就系铲除恩X学校头目老郑(图7)。但由于老郑实力和老余军团相差深远,只能眼睁睁地看着老余军团一步步靠近,就在这千钧一发的时候,反余丐达特种部队从四面八方赶来,个个大叫口号必灭大余帝国(图8)。大余军团终于靠近了,双方展开了一轮轮战斗。就在这时事情发生了变化,原来老余的秘密参谋兼情人的一明已经投靠了老郑,成为了老郑的X人,讲出了大余军团的进攻路线,反余丐达特种部队迅速从大余军团后方展开反击,使用生化武器快速解决了大余军团(图9)。老余逼于无奈终于投降了,并签下了投降书(图10)。</p><p>战争终于都结束了,长达3年的老余黑暗帝国终于在<font color="#ff0000">反余丐达特种部队</font><font color="#000000">的顽强斗争下得到剿灭!胜利最终都是正义的一方!光明最终会到来的!!</font></p><p>[em11][em11][em10][em10]</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>图(1)&nbsp;<font color="#ff3300">虚假的外表</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661713501417790.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661713501417790.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/></p><p>图(2)&nbsp;<font color="#ff0000">776战车</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/20066171485530424.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/20066171485530424.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/></p><p>图(3)<font color="#ff0000">真实面目</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661713512856742.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661713512856742.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>图(4)&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#ff0000">余之臣子</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661713561590493.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661713561590493.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>图(5)<font color="#ff3300">&nbsp;反余特种部队</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661713571818457.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661713571818457.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>图(6)<font color="#ff0000">&nbsp;余军部队</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661719563365278.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661719563365278.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661719575633086.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661719575633086.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661719583821484.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661719583821484.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/2006617200310322.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/2006617200310322.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>图(7)&nbsp;&nbsp;<font color="#ff0000">老郑发表重要讲话&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661719521241857.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661719521241857.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>图(8) <font color="#ff0000">反余部队纷纷到达</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661814241572150.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661814241572150.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661814243790651.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661814243790651.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>图(9)&nbsp; <font color="#ff0000">胜利在望</font>&nbsp;,<font color="#ff0000">缴械余军武器</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661814373587936.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661814373587936.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> </p><p>图(10)<font color="#ff0000">签投降书场面</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661814391554808.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-6/200661814391554808.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/></p>

小剑龙龙 发表于 2006-7-9 17:17

[em11]作得似模似样,故事好爽看,好搞笑,图片有连贯性,支持下!

nash 发表于 2006-7-9 19:31

余沧海!

恩平人在恩平 发表于 2006-7-10 09:55

系恩中的都来睇下啦~~~记得这个人啦~~~

豕者豕者 发表于 2006-8-2 21:43

<p>紧要`~~~~~~~~~~~</p><p>老鼠峰,又上头条~~~</p>

毕毕 发表于 2006-8-26 16:50

<font color="#11c2ee" size="4">老鼠锋裹个名系哪届噶人改架呢?饿一直都系KOU喊区噶哦.</font>

小蛇 发表于 2006-8-27 09:21

<p></p><p>&nbsp; lg犀利哇!</p>

Gloria 发表于 2006-9-8 22:38

[em04][em04][em04][em04]

蘋蘋 发表于 2006-10-14 23:53

哈哈,老余

幸福落泪 发表于 2006-10-16 23:45

<p><font color="#e66b1a">哈哈好爽啊~~支持支持~~</font></p><p><font color="#e66b1a">  恩平人在恩平你几岁啦大我们好几届的吗?</font></p>

32946a 发表于 2006-10-17 22:30

又系老余``

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